Wednesday 26 December 2012

BENIGN BRIDGE CLUB : SUB ZERO TOLERANCE  POLICY DISCIPLINARY RULE 5324

" Members are forbidden to throw anything. Any breach of this rule will certainly lead to suspension, possibly expulsion. Since the liability is so strict, each member needs to be acutely aware that he/she MUST NOT :

- throw a tantrum
- throw a paddy, wobbly or fit
- throw up ( over another )
- throw a party
- throw dirt at committee members
- throw his/her money around
- throw opponents off balance
- throw his/her hands up in digust
- throw an insult
- throw a hand in
- throw a spanner into the works
- throw the book at someone
- throw his/her weight around
- throw a punch
- throw a bridgemate
- throw a game
- throw a match
- throw the towel in
- throw a baby out with the bathwater

If anyone is found guilty of committing one or more of the above acts, the committee will reserve its right TO THROW THAT MEMBER OUT BY HIS/HER EARS "

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