Tuesday 27 March 2012

SLAUGHTER HOUSE BC LATEST SUB-COMMITTEES : WHATEVER NEXT ?
(  Article by Toxic Ted Bateman )

( The completely paranoid, despotic  and insane Bigot-Johnson has  recently formed ,  in a desperate  attempt to protect and consolidate his power base as chairman of the Slaughter House BC ,  several rather dubious and suspicious looking sub-committees. So here we have the definitive list of highly recommended sub-committees , which any  sensible club management team ought to set up in the quest to maintain power and control over dissident members . ) 
  •  ASSET : Active Surveillance and Spying on Extreme Troublemakers
  •  CISSI  : Covert Investigations and Spanish Style Inquisitions
  •  FAECES  :  Falsification  and Alteration of  Evidence Counter-productive  to Extermination Strategies
  •  DEFACE : Devising Erroneous False Allegations Complaints and Exhortations
  •  PIGI   :    Propaganda Incursions and Gerrymandering Initiatives 
  •  CRAC :  Constitution Re-adjustments Amendments and Changes
  •  PEDS  : Promotion and Establishment of Double Standards
  •  PPP   : Protection and Pampering of Prima-donnas 
  •  HUMP : Highly Unethical Methods and Procedures
  •  DUMP  : Dissident Undermining and Mudslinging Practices 
  •  MUPPET :  Manifestly Unusual Procedures for Pantopod Extermination and Torture 

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