Wednesday 22 February 2012

YET
ANOTHER
SHOCKING
SCENE
FROM
INSIDE
THE
SLAUGHTER
HOUSE BC
( AS
ANOTHER
PANTOPOD
BITES
THE DUST )

" Prunella Pantopod....... please allow me to put you right............. I , Bigot-Johnson, and my four trusty lieutenants Ronnie and Reggie Rooney, Joey Small, and Wally Beastman,  totally reject your claim that this disciplinary hearing was conducted like a kangaroo court.....
The fact that the hearing lasted 2 minutes  is irrelevant ......
The fact that an anonymous complaint about you was based on both fabricated and flimsy evidence is of no relevance either......
The fact that the punishment metered out far outweighed the triviality of the alleged wrongdoing is also of no significance.....
The fact that the decision to have you slung out was decided upon months before this hearing is clearly of no relevance whatsoever......
Because let's face it....you bloody Pantopods are the scourge of all bridge clubs in this area, and like all bugs and spiders, you need to be stamped upon and crushed. Therefore, in pursuit of what can only be described as a truly noble and glorious goal, we feel totally justified in taking all the necessary steps to achieve this end. So on that note nothing more needs to be said...... other than........... WHY DON'T YOU HOP IT BEFORE YOU REALLY GET JUMPED UPON !! 

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