Sunday 31 October 2010

BC SUB-COMMITTEE DISCIPLINARY HEARING No.141..........
( As usual Bigot-Johnson was in trouble again having upset his female partner on the way back from a bridge match way up north. A short extract from the hearing's transcript appears below. )
Chairman : We have summoned you here today to respond to a complaint from Ms. X, who claims that she agreed to be your partner in the Portland Mixed Pairs final held at Harrogate last month on condition you did the driving.
B-J : Correct.....
Chairman : She also claims that on the way back you pulled into a pub restaurant near Leeds , whereupon you ordered a slap up meal with wine to celebrate your top four finish.
B-J : Correct......
Chairman : But was it not the case that during the meal you consumed a glass of wine with your pinkie sticking out ?
B-J : Chairman.....please........ let's get real here.......there can hardly be anything wrong with that ! In some circles it is regarded as the height of good manners to drink wine with your little finger sticking out ......
Chairman : Who said anything about your little finger ? ...........

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