Tuesday 3 August 2010

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OVER THE HILL, WHEN AS AN EX-
- banker................. you've lost interest in winning
- university chancellor............. you've lost all your faculties
- doctor................. you've lost all your patience
- police officer.......... you cop out of slams
- mathematician........... your bidding goes off at a tangent
- yachtsman.................. you often keel over
- tree surgeon................. you get caught out by splinters
- tennis professional........... you've become hopeless at doubles
- book keeper................... you're useless at counting
- aristocrat............... you've lost your finesse
- teacher................... you've no class left
- pro wrestler.......... simple squeezes are beyond you
- computer expert............ you've let Aces byte the dust
- lawyer............... you've let the game lose its appeal
- engineer................ you've lost all your bearings
- champion boxer............. you let uppercuts floor you

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